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SAb KEhte HAiN 9 MAhiNoN ME H0 JAtA Hy, Per Ab Tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt H0 GAyA Hy,
Aakhir YE KAb H0 GA..??
1. TiME ChAngE 2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :P ;-> | Characters : 159 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P | Characters : 137 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans Is SHOPPING! :-P God Bless Your Naughty Mind! | Characters : 171 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
| Characters : 153 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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KyA AapNe KAbhi Munh Me LiyA Hy??
Wo MotA SA,
Aas-PAAs BAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr SE CoVEr...
NEvEr??
JhooT BoLTE Ho?
KAbhi BUTTA NAhi KhAyA? :P ;-> | Characters : 183 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Wo KiyA HAi?? JiS PE AgAr PiyAr Se HAth PhEro To ForAn KhArA Ho JAtA HAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr HAi
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BethA HuA
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BAkrA ... :P ;-> | Characters : 197 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hamesha Ganda Sochna | Characters : 204 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Girls Misuse It!
Anger Robs It!
Models Sell It!
Photogrphs Cage It!
Doctors Advice It!
Death Freezes It!
Artists Create It!
That's SMILE Keep Smiling.. | Characters : 203 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By Rajesh Nagpal From Raipur,India ( 9993370011 ) |
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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. "Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure!" | Characters : 138 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By Rajesh Nagpal From Raipur,India ( 9993370011 ) |
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Bush: Mere Pain Da Char Munda Hua Hy. Musharraf: Mubarak Huvay. Bush: But Ik Masla Hy. Musharraf: O Ki. Bush: Piu Da Pta Nhe. Musharraf: Koi Gal Nhe USAMA Da Pa Diyo. | Characters : 181 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By Sherry From Islamabad ( 03335136699 ) |
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