Naughty SMS / Text Messages

Naughty SMS / Text Messages

Naughty SMS Text Messages ... Latest New Urdu Naughty Text Also In English Naughty Messages For Naughty Buds. Funny And Insulting Naughty SMS For Frank Friends And Cousins ...

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene Mai Na Rakh Saka Wo Mere Raaz Ko...


"Chotiye" Ne Sub Kuch Batadia 'FARAZ' Ko... =P ;->

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 118 | Sms Length : 1
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Boy Wd His Girlfrnd Watching
A Boxing Match,
In Wch A Boxer Got Knocked Out In D 1st Round!
Boy:Disgusting Just
ALL OVER In 1 Min?
Girl:Now U Knw How I Feel? ;->

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

"Potti Remix"

1 Tatti, S0u Afsanay..

Tatti Ki Dalali Mei M0u Kala

0ne Tatti A Day, Keepz D0ct0r Away

Tatti Tatti Pe Likha Hai Khanay Walay Ka Naam

Dh0bi Ki Tatti, Ghar Ki Na Ghaat Ki

Tatti Kar Darya Mai Dal.

Tatti In Need, Iz A Tatti Indeed..

Ghar Ki Tatti, G0bar Barabar..
Little Red Tatti H0od..

Tatti Na Kya TOu Phir KYa JiyA..

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 360 | Sms Length : 3
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Nargis Koi Mamoli Larki Nahi
Us Ne Multan Se Matirc Kia
Karachi Se F.A Kia
Faisalabad Se B.A Kia
Islamabad Se M.A Kia
Fir Ala Taleem K Liye 10 Sall Apni Nani K Pass Hira Mandi Rahein
Wo Humhari Qom Ka Sirmaya Hai
Us Ko Izat Se Milen Or Ihtram Karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 297 | Sms Length : 2
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Teacher: Isko English Man Translate Kro

"Saima Ny Kpry Pehen Lye Hyn"


Boys: "Oh! Shit We Are Late" :->

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 110 | Sms Length : 1
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Govrment Ny Aeilan Kya Hy! Jis Shakhs K
5bachey Hongy Unhy 50000 Dye Jaingy.

Sardar Apne Wife Sy: Myri Gf K Pas
Mera 1 Beta Hy Abhe Lata Hon.
Ghar Aya To 2 Bache Nhi Thy Pocha Kahan Hy?

Wife! Jisky Thy Wo Lygya... =P ;->

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 229 | Sms Length : 2
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 122 | Sms Length : 1
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

In A Hospital Two Nurses Were Discussing About The New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses Very Well.

2nd Nurse: ... And Very Quickly Too... =P ;->

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 148 | Sms Length : 1
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

Submited In : Naughty SMS
Characters : 125 | Sms Length : 1
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )