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Rasool Allah (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya "Yaqinan Qayamat K Din Allah K Nazdeek Wo Shakhs Sab Se Bura Shumar Hoga Jisy Logo'n Ne Uski Bad-Zubani Ki Waja Se Chorh Dia Ho" | Characters : 168 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola "Sari Dunya Tumhe'n Be-Waqof Q Kehti Hy?"
Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;) | Characters : 150 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kr
Ishq Bohat Buri Cheez Hy Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhiyaan Career Py Mor Dy
Or Apni Sari Girlfriend Mare Liye Chor Dy :-D | Characters : 157 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Ek Buzurg Bazar May Bethay Ro Rahe The Kisi Nay Poocha Aap Kion Rote Hain Unho Ne Kaha Log Nafarman Ho Gaye Hain Oper Wala Tauba Qabool Karna Chahta Hay Lekin Log Tauba Nahi Kartay..
Kuch Dino Baad Wohi Buzurg Qabristan May Bethe Ro Rahay The Kisi Nay Poocha Aap Kion Rote Hay
Aap Nay Kaha Yeh Qabar May Lete Hue Log Ab Tauba Karna Chahte Hain Lekin Oper Wala Ab Tauba Qabool Karna Nahi Chahta... ! | Characters : 413 | Sms Length : 3 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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... MaX INsUlTz ...
* I'd Insult You, But You Are Not Bright Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A Lot Mind & Matter I Don't Mind & You Don't Matter ... !!
* I Think & Therefore We Have Nothing Common ... !!
* I Thought You Were An ASSET But You Are 2 Words Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something To Say Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your Mouth ...
Because
I M Allergic To Bullshit
| Characters : 458 | Sms Length : 3 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Ye Sms Us Behanchod Ko Karen Jisne Apse Kaha 1 May Ko Sms Pakag Khtm Hojaynge Mene Apna Farz Pura Krdia Ab Ap B Bhejo Ta K Ye Gali Asal Bande Tk Pohanche =P ;-> | Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Gadhay K Bachche . . . .
10inch K Hotay Hain
Kuttay Ki Nasal . . .
Mukhtalif Kisam Ki Hoti Hain
Bandar K Bachchay . . . .
Shararti Hote He..;-> | Characters : 191 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli, Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
| Characters : 157 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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I Want
2
Kill U
But I Can't,Bcoz,
I.P.C.340(B)
"According 2this Rule,
Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys
R Strictly Prohibited.'
| Characters : 172 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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If A Gorilla Catches U, What Will U Do?
?
?
I Know U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!! | Characters : 142 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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